Important Meeting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:06 pm
There will be an important meeting at the following solicitors:
Waffle, Bodget and Chargethroughthenose.
Beagle Lane
London
The Agenda will be a follows:
1. Will my Jacuzzi be a six seater or an eight seater Jacuzzi.
2. Will it have a TFT television attached.
3. Will it have underwater lighting.
4. Will it be supplied with ALL chemical treatments (not just a sample pack) or will I have to pay for them seperately.
Having read the contracts on this there is absolutely no mention of a Jacuzzi . I have previously consulted 8 sets of solicitors (and had to sleep with Emma Morris at CBA Law) regarding this matter and whilst the matter is somewhat still in the air, no-one can find mention of a Jazuzzi in my contract.
The meeting will happen in 17 minutes at the solicitors. If your reading this more than 18 minutes having posted, sorry, you've missed the meeting.
Remember to bring the following documentation for Bunny Laundering purposes, your passport, bank statements, 6 utility bills, a picture of you and next door neighbours dog holding a bone (Note: thats the dog holding a bone).
Cost £1,000 and you will get a Jacuzzi report emailed to you which has a paragraph at the end stating further legal advice should be taken.
Thanks
Please Note:
Takenoprisoners will not be attending because hes a grumpy so and so, a selection of cheesy assortments (sorry, no quavers) will be served after the meeting.
Waffle, Bodget and Chargethroughthenose.
Beagle Lane
London
The Agenda will be a follows:
1. Will my Jacuzzi be a six seater or an eight seater Jacuzzi.
2. Will it have a TFT television attached.
3. Will it have underwater lighting.
4. Will it be supplied with ALL chemical treatments (not just a sample pack) or will I have to pay for them seperately.
Having read the contracts on this there is absolutely no mention of a Jacuzzi . I have previously consulted 8 sets of solicitors (and had to sleep with Emma Morris at CBA Law) regarding this matter and whilst the matter is somewhat still in the air, no-one can find mention of a Jazuzzi in my contract.
The meeting will happen in 17 minutes at the solicitors. If your reading this more than 18 minutes having posted, sorry, you've missed the meeting.
Remember to bring the following documentation for Bunny Laundering purposes, your passport, bank statements, 6 utility bills, a picture of you and next door neighbours dog holding a bone (Note: thats the dog holding a bone).
Cost £1,000 and you will get a Jacuzzi report emailed to you which has a paragraph at the end stating further legal advice should be taken.
Thanks
Please Note:
Takenoprisoners will not be attending because hes a grumpy so and so, a selection of cheesy assortments (sorry, no quavers) will be served after the meeting.